emilynejane

Things To Remember

wittyandcharming:

  • Don’t be angry at yourself when anxiety/depression flares up. It isn’t your fault and no one blames you and if they do they’re pieces of shit.
  • Don’t orbit around your perceived value so much. You’re not the sum total of what you produce.
  • Don’t let yourself wonder why people love you. That’s not how it works. There are not stark, individual reasons that a person can enumerate about why they love you. It’s the entire, unique combination of what and who you are.
chasmsoftalia
The trick of it, she told herself, is to be courageous and bold and make a difference. Not change the world exactly, just the bit around you. Go out there with your double-fist, your passion and your new Smith Corona electric typewriter and work hard at… something. Change lives through art maybe. Write beautifully. Cherish your friends, stay true to your principles, live passionately and fully and well. Experience new things. Love and be loved at all possible. Eat sensibly. Stuff like that
One Day, David Nicholls (via chasmsoftalia)
no-living-man-am-i
no-living-man-am-i:

protestant-superman:

ericballard:

johnnyis:

clayandcrags:

today-isawindingroad:

cybersuicide:

shh-dont-speak:

anal-bond-sentry:

ohheichou:

lopmon:

fuckshitpissdick:

"Blame white furries" I’m screaming this is literally me

save black people who aren’t me… honestly what kind of teriyaki teas

Down with white children???

freedom from black assault rifles

DOWN WITH BLACK MARIJUANA!

FEDORAS FOR WHITE DOLPHINS 

Christians For Black Video Games

Legalization of the eating of bronies. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t follow that.

Access to white people who aren’t me…

Christian’s for male Americans. Oh,

Moms against wealthy video games

Accesses to the eating of people who aren’t me.

God hates bringing back Tumblr users? Why does my birth month have to be God hates? :(  Can I trade it for God loves?

On second thought, I’ve decided my shirt is closer to light green. I can live with that.

no-living-man-am-i:

protestant-superman:

ericballard:

johnnyis:

clayandcrags:

today-isawindingroad:

cybersuicide:

shh-dont-speak:

anal-bond-sentry:

ohheichou:

lopmon:

fuckshitpissdick:

"Blame white furries" I’m screaming this is literally me

save black people who aren’t me… honestly what kind of teriyaki teas

Down with white children???

freedom from black assault rifles

DOWN WITH BLACK MARIJUANA!

FEDORAS FOR WHITE DOLPHINS 

Christians For Black Video Games

Legalization of the eating of bronies. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t follow that.

Access to white people who aren’t me…

Christian’s for male Americans. Oh,

Moms against wealthy video games

Accesses to the eating of people who aren’t me.

God hates bringing back Tumblr users?

Why does my birth month have to be God hates? :( Can I trade it for God loves?

On second thought, I’ve decided my shirt is closer to light green. I can live with that.
mynameis-dylan

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

i fucking watched this

for 15 minutes

waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

15 minutes

of staring 

i trusted you

do you understand 

how much i want to kill you right now

This is actually really handy when you’re babysitting and you want the kids to be still for a minute.

skcirthinquememen

rae-rose:

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

image

A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

Normally I do NOT reblog spiders, but there seems to be a trend of them discovering human artifacts and endeavoring to make sense of them.